This is awful, but I just couldn't resist:
Jebediah was a Bushman.
He warred with Hillary.
I never could believe a single word he said,
But she's even worse than he.
Woe to the world!
They'll drone more boys and girls.
They'll nuke all the fishes in the deep blue sea.
Woe to you and me!
Here's the original song and here are its lyrics.